Pastor Darrell Wood SR.
Question: How far can a dog run into the
woods?
Answer: Half way, then it begins to run out of the woods.
How can we expect our ship to come in for us, if we never sent any ships out?
It is hard to believe that people want to be part of your team when all you see is their back, as they walk away from you.
A man was talking to his neighbor, and told him that he had taken his wife to Norway last year for their anniversary. The neighbor asked the man, "What are you going to do for you anniversary this year?" the man replied "I'm going to go back to Norway this year and bring her back".
A little girl was trying to quote a scripture from the bible. the scripture was "Many are called, but few are chosen" . The little girl said, " many are cold, but a few are frozen"....
Two farmers were on their way to town in their old pickup truck, when they came to two men walking down the road. They stopped and asked the two men if they wanted a ride into town, when they said yes, they were told to get into the back of the truck. As they went towards town, they suddenly came to a very sharp curve in the road and the truck left the road. The truck went down bank and sank into the river. The two farmers got out of the truck and swam to the river bank. They watched for quite awhile but the two men that were in the back didn't come to the surface. Suddenly the two men came to the top of the water and swam to shore, The two farmers asked the men " What took you so long to come up" the two men replied" we couldn't get the tailgate open"
Question: If the earth is round, and if it is inhabited all over, which way then... is up?
Ever hear of the " boomerang principle" concerning the judgments we make? Galatians 6:7 says, " Whatsoever a man sows that.. shall he also reap" Matthew 7:2 says: "with the same judgment you mete out to others, shall be meted our to you" This then is the boomerang principle. That will be applied to gods people in the judgment of god. Think about this fact which will come true in our lives
The bible is a book that had little meaning, If one does not know the author personally...
Some of the best sermons ever preached are those without using words....
What we desire, and what motivates us, lets us know how we stand with god...
How far will the lord go for his people? He showed us clearly on the cross of Calvary...
Many call the lord "Jesus" but I call him "Lord"!
Many people have come into the kingdom of god, but to how many has the kingdom of god...come!
The bible says that gods people ought to be filled with the spirit of god,... that don't leave much room for anything else
The mercy of the lord is from everlasting to everlasting, so when does it ever quit?
The best medicine I know of to cure all of our ills is called the "Gos-Pills"...
Two men who had been drinking got into their car to go home, the driver turned onto a one way street, and he said, "we must be late, every one is coming back"..the other man said , "didn't you see the arrows?" the man replied , no, I didn't even see the Indians!...