Tell the kids I love them
   -God
 Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game.
   -God
 C’mon over and bring the kids.
   -God
 What part of Thou Shalt Not...  didn't you
 understand?
   -God
 We need to talk.
   -God
 Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
   -God
 Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
   -God
 That Love Thy Neighbor thing...  I meant it.
   -God
 I love you and you and you and you and..
   -God
 Will the road you're on get you to my place?
   -God
 Follow me.
   -God
 Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
   -God
 My way is the highway.
   -God
 Need directions?
   -God
 You think it's hot here?
   -God
 Have you read my #1 best seller?  There will be a test.
   -God
 Do you have any idea where you're going?
   -God
   (And my personal favorite...)
 don’t make me come down there.
   -God